asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

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expiredwater:

ok


Okay Hazel Grace

jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

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Like how my future babies are going to be. nigga dayum

Probably the first ever song I heard in English 😍😍😍 #myjam #90slife #beautifullife
feedmyaddictionnow:

kingofwesteros:

Publicity done right in an anti-rape campaign: double-page spread, pages glued to one another. After the reader forcefully separates them, the image above is revealed with the caption “if you have to use force, it’s rape”.

THIS IS BRILLIANT

sherrocked:

My little sister is a really pretty girl and she gets dick pics all the time from annoying boys, so being the girl she is, she started using them as blackmail.
She now has about 30 boys doing her bidding because one stepped out of line and she got someone to print out 500 copies of the photo and mailed it to his family.

My sister is 16 and she’s running a black mail Mafia.
She’s going places.

(Source: amovible, via princeofpumpkins)

amischiefofmice:

soupery:

sometimes i look back at my drawings and im like

image

"hey maybe i can actually pass off as a serious artist"

but then i look through my files and

image

yeah no

POTATO LEGS

Shitato

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